Hi, my name is Zachary Harold Ohlrich. Harold is my mother's father's name, and Zachary is my name. I weigh eight pounds, and I've just turned five. Five whole minutes! I met mommy today, and she looks even better from the outside than she does from the inside. I'm really psyched. Life is pretty great. I've already learned to blink
and to grunt. I have the world in the palm of my hand. In my hand! (OK, that's not my hand, it's daddy's. He helps me out sometimes with the heavy lifting).