First Christmas

Guess what I got for Christmas?  I don't know either.  My parents say that it is a plastic bowl set, for when I start eating solid foods.  I don't know about you, but mashed up yams doesn't sound so appetizing.  I think I'll stick with milk for now.

I gave my parents a really special gift for Christmas -- me!  Surprise!  And they had thought they were going to get a blender.

New Impressionism

Zdot: A refreshing look at post-modern Impressionism

Picasso has nothing on me.

Van gogh?  Matisse?  Amateurs.

Cezanne?  A Fruit Basket.

Monet?  OK, I like the irises, purple being my favorite color, but I can certainly do better.   I will teach him true Impressionism.

Being an artiste is the good life.  I can be a short, fat bald guy who slobbers all over everything, and people will still go ga-ga over my work.  I developed my first masterpiece today.  I left it unsigned to create a little stir in the art world when I become famous -- is this really an original Zdot? It definitely reflects his early style.

Actually, the truth is, I don't know how to zpell my own name yet.  Don't tell anyone.

Pay no attention to my assistant's hand in the picture.  I am simply training one of my adoring underlings in the finer arts of expression and style.

Dancing Pandas

I just started to learn yoga.  Apparently, I'm pretty good at it.  Here I am doing a move that I like to call 'Dancing Panda'.

Axel

Apparently there is a new man in town - my new cousin, Axel.

Tova, Erica and Wayne are excited to see him.

New Baby Tricks

Apparently, this is what all the kids are doing at school.  I came home and showed my parents what I learned.

Photo Shoot

A couple pics of me from my portfolio

Pictures From Daycare

I am going to Daycare now.
It is pretty nice.  The people are friendly and I spend my day with lots of girls.
I am the only boy in my Infant Room right now, so I am what you call a "hot commodity".
The teachers are nice and let me play with toys and roll around on the floor.  They even have a bubble show on Wednedays.