New Impressionism

Zdot: A refreshing look at post-modern Impressionism

Picasso has nothing on me.

Van gogh?  Matisse?  Amateurs.

Cezanne?  A Fruit Basket.

Monet?  OK, I like the irises, purple being my favorite color, but I can certainly do better.   I will teach him true Impressionism.

Being an artiste is the good life.  I can be a short, fat bald guy who slobbers all over everything, and people will still go ga-ga over my work.  I developed my first masterpiece today.  I left it unsigned to create a little stir in the art world when I become famous -- is this really an original Zdot? It definitely reflects his early style.

Actually, the truth is, I don't know how to zpell my own name yet.  Don't tell anyone.

Pay no attention to my assistant's hand in the picture.  I am simply training one of my adoring underlings in the finer arts of expression and style.