Friday, January 20, 2012
Monday, January 16, 2012
Monday, January 2, 2012
Ride the Train
Sunday, December 25, 2011
First Christmas
Guess what I got for Christmas? I don't know either. My parents say that it is a plastic bowl set, for when I start eating solid foods. I don't know about you, but mashed up yams doesn't sound so appetizing. I think I'll stick with milk for now.
I gave my parents a really special gift for Christmas -- me! Surprise! And they had thought they were going to get a blender.
I gave my parents a really special gift for Christmas -- me! Surprise! And they had thought they were going to get a blender.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
New Impressionism
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| Zdot: A refreshing look at post-modern Impressionism |
Van gogh? Matisse? Amateurs.
Cezanne? A Fruit Basket.
Monet? OK, I like the irises, purple being my favorite color, but I can certainly do better. I will teach him true Impressionism.
Being an artiste is the good life. I can be a short, fat bald guy who slobbers all over everything, and people will still go ga-ga over my work. I developed my first masterpiece today. I left it unsigned to create a little stir in the art world when I become famous -- is this really an original Zdot? It definitely reflects his early style.Actually, the truth is, I don't know how to zpell my own name yet. Don't tell anyone.
Pay no attention to my assistant's hand in the picture. I am simply training one of my adoring underlings in the finer arts of expression and style.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Dancing Pandas
I just started to learn yoga. Apparently, I'm pretty good at it. Here I am doing a move that I like to call 'Dancing Panda'.
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